G     D              C                           G

 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

G    D          C                        G

 I’d buy you a house (I would buy you a house)

G     D              C                           G

 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

G            D                   C

 I’d buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)

 

G         D              C                           G

 And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

G          D         C                          G

 Well, I’d buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile)

G     D              C                  D

 If I had a million dollars I’d buy your love

 

 

Chorus:

C     D              G                  Em                C

 If I had a million dollars, I’d build a tree fort in our yard

C     D              G                 Em                        C

 If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn’t be that hard

C     D              G

 If I had a million dollars

                      Em  (Strum these chords once)   C

 Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere

                                         D

 You know, we could just go up there and hang out

 

 

 

Break (Talking part): G, D, C

[Same strumming pattern as intro and verses]

 

Like open the fridge and stuff

There would already be laid out foods for us

Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon

Well, can you blame ’em

Uh, yeah

 

 

 

Verse:

G     D              C                           G

 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

G          D                C                                  G

 Well, I’d buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that’s cruel)

G         D              C                           G

 And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

G          D                  C                           G

 Well, I’d buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu)

G         D              C                             G

 And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars)

G          D                        C        

 Well, I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant

 G

 bones)

G         D              C                   D

 And If I had a million dollars I’d buy your love

 

 

 

Chorus:

C     D              G                  Em                   C

 If I had a million dollars, we wouldn’t have to walk to the store

C     D              G                       Em               C

 If I had a million dollars, we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more

C     D              G                   Em                C

 If I had a million dollars, we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft Dinner

                  D

 But we would eat Kraft Dinner

 

 

G     D              C                           G     

 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

G          D                 C                                       G

 Well, I’d buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress,that’s cruel)

G         D              C                           G

 And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

G          D            C                      G

 Well, I’d buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)

G     D              C                           G

 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

G          D          C                                   G

 Well, I’d buy you a monkey (Haven’t you always wanted a monkey)

G     D              C                    D

 If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love

 

 

Outro:

C     D              G            Em             C

 If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars

C     D              G            Em             C

 If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars

C     D              G Em C

 If I had a million dollars

D

 I’d be rich